hung like a discus

to have a penis that is very short and very thick.
Dave has a penis that is only 1 inch long, yet it is 9 inches wide. His friends laugh and say, "Oh that Dave! He is hung like a discus". They also call him a 'fagatron'.
by cambot October 19, 2007
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hung eighth grader

guy whose penis meets or exceeds adult average length (seven inches) and meets or exceeds adult average girth (five inches) by the end of seventh grade summer
A hung eighth grader is either going to be discovered when making out or with boner passed out on the couch drunk at a party. If he is saving it for marriage he's going to get alot of unwanted sexual attention as girls vie to experience its pleasuring for themselves.

Of the downsides of being a hung eighth grader girls will be less willing to try anal sex with him especially when extra girthy
by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012
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Hung Like A Seahorse

When a man has an unusually small unit, sometimes referred to as an inny in cold weather situations. Less than 2" long dick
Joe's dick was so tiny, we said he was Hung Like A Seahorse.
by o.t. guy December 09, 2010
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The William Hung Effect

The phrase refers to the condition where an American Idol contestant, with no talent, goes on the show hoping to acquire fifteen minutes of fame (or infamy). This phenomenon does not specify whether the contestant has an accurate self-perception of how terrible they are.

American Idol producers rely on this percentage of the contestant population to put together the first few shows of each season.
How can she actually think she would make it to Hollywood? It must be the William Hung Effect
by e009 January 17, 2007
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hung like a cashew

To have a penis that when not hard, is the size and general appearance of a cashew nut dangling between your legs.
That guy over in the showers is hung like a cashew.
by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006
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hung like a lightswitch

Man, did you see that guy in that Calvin Klein underwear? He was hung like a lightswitch.
by Andrew K June 10, 2005
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Hung over on you

Verb - the act of still crushing / liking / loving someone even after the relationship is over.
"So sick I'm bout to throw up
Cause I'm so hung over on you"
- Tino Coury "Memory"
by ت November 21, 2010
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