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holiday candy bowl

(slang) a sexually discriminate term for when 2 people who used to have an intimate relationship with each are reunited for the holidays after a breakup, and to "spice" things up they have wild and torrid sex with each other.
"Yeah, last Christmas Rebecca and I got back together from a 6 month breakup. Within a week I had my tongue back in her ass and I had myself a Holiday candy bowl."
by Wookiestick December 2, 2004
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Holiday weight gainer

A person who gains weight during the holiday. They eat a lot because they stay at home and lack any activities to do
I have to watch the amount of food i eat this summer. I don't want to be a holiday weight gainer.
by Mich7 July 6, 2010
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swagga-holic

1. A person who is addicted to swagga(like a alcoholic is addicted to alcohol)

2.A person with a immense amount of swagg
you can tell this when u see a person and you're like "that dude has swagga"
1. I wish I had more swagga I'd do anything for more swagg so i'd be a little bit cooler said megan.Girl you are a swagga-holic whispered tido

2. Bro did u see that guy dat just passed me.I could see dat man had tons of swagga.It's scary.He must be a swagga-holic. said billy bob
by Mister Swagg da Wildcat February 26, 2009
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text-a-holic

A person (male or female) who constantly has their phone open minute by minute. From right when they wake up, to right before they go to bed. Their phone is like a reusable drug, and you know when someone is addicted. Click, clack, click, click is all you hear from them. Even if they come in contact with the person they are texting, they still text after parting ways for some odd reason.

It makes them feel at ease to have their phone extremely close to them. If their phone is dead or forgotten somehwere, they go into depression and/or a "sleepy" state in which they almost stop talking altogether. Anywhere and everywhere they are texting; even at the most awkward places where you would not be texting, (example: a movie theatre) which is EXTREMELY annoying especially knowing the fact that they aren't even paying any attention to the movie.

You may also notice with avid texters that they pay no attention to anything else except writing their message to the other avid texter. Usually it's described as a zombie or brain dead stage and they are only attentive when the phone is closed. The sad thing is, most phone companies offer "Unlimited Texting" which makes all the avid texters out there go nuts. Also, most phones have "T9 Text" which spells out words for them so they can text pages upon pages of nothing but bullcrap.

Does anyone have a clue of what they are texting? No. Can we find out? No, because if you even touch their phone they will freak out and ask you "what the hell are you doing?" and get very defensive like their phone is a precious diamond.
John: "Hey, Mike, what do you wanna do now?"

Mike: ".....(click, click, clack, click)"

John: "...Mike...?"

Mike: *Shuts phone* "What?!"

John: "Nevermind....text-a-holic..."

Mike: (Click, click, clack, click)
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myspace-a-holic

Someone who will spend hours and hours working on their myspace, checking messages every second,commenting people so they can get more, and even working on those really gay "suspenseful" scary bullitens. theyre addicted...and pathetic.
1:omg i just made all of my myspace marquee in under 2 hours!!
2:fuckin myspace-a-holic
by scenekidsSUCK April 17, 2006
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High Holiday Jew

Pl. -s, A Jewish person, who almost never goes to shul (synagogue), except on the two biggest holidays of the year, Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) and Yom Kippur (the Day of Atonement).
Many synagogues have to rent out large auditoriums during Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, to accomodate all the High Holiday Jews who come out of the woodwork.
by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner April 30, 2006
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Blog Hooligan

An enabler for truth. One who speaks truth to power. People who provide real news and opinions and are no longer at the mercy of, or controlled by MSM.

Blog hooligans are an incredibly seismic and democratic force. They are willing to cover any point of view, special interest, or pet project, whether conservative, liberal or moderate, or aimed at justice, media bias, literature, sports whatever.

Blog hooligans do what MSM used to but rarely do anymore-they serve as a check against abusive power and corruption, and media bias.

The etymology of the word "blog hooligans" may be Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong's description of the Duke lacrosse players as 'hooligans' early in the Duke Lacrosse hoax. The term "blog hooligans" was first coined by Prof. Cathy Davidson in 2007 in "The aftermath of a social disaster". Nifong's use of the term hooligans may be the origin of the term in Davidson's letter.

Variation: Blooligan
1. Most of my emails comes from right-wing blog hooligans.
2. The blog hooligans support the Duke lacrosse players.
3. Blooligans spread facts faster than a speeding bullet, use TRUTH that's more powerful than a locomotive, are able to leap over Tall Tales.
by wabb January 7, 2007
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