Hobbitharlot

Bilbo Baggins but slutty.

Gandalf: Oh my gawdddd did you go to mike’s house last night?

Bilbo: yes girl, it was inverted though ;)

Gandalf: You’re such a hobbitharlot

by she_a_freak_she_a_baddie November 2, 2023

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.

1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

by FrenchieTG December 6, 2020

hubbitup

1. the act of adding an external USB hub to your computer due to the lack of USB ports available.

Dang!... I ain't got no place to plug in my new camera, guess I am going to have to "hubbitup"

by Elvis North February 14, 2008

Hibbite Hoob Lah

It's when u do a sick ass move in lacrosse

Hit em with the hibbite hoob lah dawg

by kevo2529 March 10, 2008

Hobbitler

A really militant racist hobbit with all sorts of issues.
Oh and they come with the hairy feet.

Orc: That hobbitler just gave me a headbutt in the family jewels!
Frodo: Schweinhund!

by n008a April 12, 2009

Hibbity Bibbity

1. To have a good buzz...not quite hammered yet, but almost on the verge of "whoa man" drunk.

"yo man....(insert giggle fit here).....i'm feelin' all hibbity bibbity.

by Jbupp October 7, 2008

Maury HoBitch

A portmanteau of Maury Povich with the words Ho and Bitch. A woman with a litter of illegitimate children from different men,(usually fat and black,but also trashy white,a few hispanic, but NEVER asian), that has no idea in the world who her baby's fathers may be because she has been inseminated more times than her memory allows her to remember. An utterly insatiable nymphomanic. She is usually dirt poor and uneducated and is know in her hometown as the neighborhood slut, whore, hood-rat, hoochie, ho, etc.. She always claims to be 100% positive that a certain man is her babies father just so she can get more welfare money and child support,but she knows in her mind that there is a 1 in 10 chance at best.
From the Maury Povich Show.

Jamal: "Yo Dee! Hook me up with your cousin Shawneeq. Babe girl be lookin good!"

Dee: "You sure about that! She gots like 10 kids from different dads, and I think she's pregnant."

Jamal: "I didn't know she was such a Maury HoBitch! But still lemme get her number. She can't get pregnant twice!

by alstin January 6, 2010