helmersen

Helmersen is a norwegian surname. Not much of the "honourable heritage" therefore, if you tell anyone your surname is Helmersen, people won't raise their eyebrows. Totally non-extraordinary.

Golddigger: Hi, what's your name?
Marius Helmersen, and you?
Golddigger: *fakes a stomach ache and leaves the room*

by Larsson Antonsen January 4, 2008

Hedera

Abbrev. Head error. Vulgar. Someone with a mental or learning difficulty, i.e. Down's Syndrome. Used by British youths as "txt speak".

"Oh bother", said Pooh as he saw how angry Tigger was.
"LOL he wuz lookin @me liek he'd got a hedera", said Christoper Robin.

by James12345 December 24, 2008

Heemers

An expression that points out something obviously disgusting or funny about an individual.

1. "That guy has them heemers"
2. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemers"

by burritogrande March 5, 2009

Heerg

A play on the term heeg. When one is trying to go number 2 but is having troubles
AKA constipation

Man in bathroom: HEERG

*people look at the roof awkwardly*

by pimp_lord_69 May 22, 2010

Heerjee

Anyone with this as their last name is amazing! He will be sure to caress you forever!

R. Heerjee was a great lover! Never let him go!

by Razzor February 28, 2011

hemed up

n. a place thats filled with cops,teachers,or n e thing that will get u in truble ... n e thing that will get u intruble

i aint goin to that park to smoke its a hem up.

if we go there well get hemed up by the fuckin pigs

dont choke with that joke hes a fuckin hem up

by kevin December 7, 2003

hederasexual

A man who cares TO MUCH about his clothes.

He's a little bit of a hederasexual.

by Hunter July 17, 2004