The shittiest instrument in the world. It’s quieter than a church mouse, it’s really hard to play fast, it sucks to play slow cause it has no sustain, can’t do polyphony as well as a piano, and has a really narrow range.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.
Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.
Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.
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The trippy change in vision where everything seems to be constantly moving up after playing guitar hero for extended periods of time
Man, I played guitar hero for 5 hours yesterday and then the guitar hero effect set in as soon as I turned my tv off. It felt like I was trippin balls.
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The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.
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The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.
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You can win by either completing the song or cumming while still playing. You automatically get 5 stars for the song if you cum while the song is still on and manage to somehow finish the song.
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