Guffness

Used to describe something very impressive, delicious, great, smart or anything you really like.

When something is even better than Guff then it has lots of Guffness.

Or the Auzzie Boys Gang.

Your brain is full of Guffness today. (That is a very Guff idea)

Thankyou for this meal, Guff, Guffness.

When you see a hot chick you say "Guffness".

by ChuffedTony September 20, 2006

guffey butt

A guffey butt is a woman's ass that has gone through so many weight gains and weight loses that it has become flat and has sank down into her thighs.

Martha if you keep losing weight like this your ass will look like a "Guffey Butt".

by Labonte777 January 28, 2014

Gruff

Someone who looks or acts like they have a disability or are retarded.

Gee what is Russ doing there, he is such a Gruff.

by Gruffboy July 12, 2015

gurf

A word you use when you are aggervated or just don't know what to say. Also try foof.

Gurf! I stubbed my toe.

by ni April 9, 2005

guff

a publicly acceptable replacement for the f word. It can be interchanged with any typical usage of the original f-word. It is also considered an up-and-coming vulgarity by itself.

Suck a guff!
You motherguffer!
Shut the Guff up you fat Guff!

by JackSwag August 1, 2011

guff

guhff n. v. adj. ad. interj.

A derogatory term for a freshman, used exclusively by upperclassmen. However, the true idea behind the use of guff is to insult guffs in a way they can not hope to possibly comprehend!

This word can be used in almost any form!

Stupid guff get out of the way!
You guffing guff.
Guff!
You just got guffed!
Stop being a guff. (As in acting like a guff)

by His Awesomeness Gefey February 12, 2010

guff

What the Queen might say were someone in her vicintiy to break wind

Oh my! I do believe someone may have guffed

by very_ape February 13, 2005