Grumpy dumpy

When you let a shit go and it was not refreshing and you regret letting it go.

I just shitted my pants that shit was a grumpy dumpy.

by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022

Grumpy gooch

A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.

Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.

by I’m really him July 27, 2021

The Grumpy Dan

When one male angrily has sex with another male from behind, the giver gets a little grumpy and reaches around and inserts his pinky finger into the urethra of the male he is also penetrating.

Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.

by Grumpy Dan May 25, 2019

grumpy steve

A local Vermont term for groundhogs (also known as woodchucks)

I have to trap all these grumpy steves before they eat my whole garden.

by M Valle January 10, 2021

Grumpy Muffler

The act of defecating into one's Air Duct or AC System, causing a foul shit-like smell within the entire facility.

My Boss fired me and I got back at his Bitch Ass by giving the office a "Grumpy Muffler", that'll teach them!!

by Ass-lickin-lova December 12, 2023

grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.

Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.

by Toilet erection May 28, 2017

Dickie grumpies

When your angry because you can’t cum in or on another person.

My tinder date canceled on me, now I have the dickie grumpies.

by ShelbyAve March 29, 2025