grandma eating nachos

sometimes grandma likes to have nacho with her tv dinner

there are no pictures of grandma eating nachos on the internet

by shotgunsally March 21, 2011

grandma comment

When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.

"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"

"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."

"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."

by Teekums February 2, 2017

Grandma's Chicken Soup

The best inside joke ever created. It's derived from Friends, and isn't necessarily meant to be dirty, but comes up like that anyways

Person1: I really like pie. What's your favorite food?
Person2: Grandma's Chicken Soup...

by HardRockJudge5 March 8, 2017

Grandma Sticker

The roast to end someone’s existence, usually related to a subject that the person is self-conscious about. Reserved for the most heated of arguments due to the often dire consequences of using the grandma sticker.

“I had enough of his shit, so I hit him with the grandma sticker. He hasn’t talked to me since”

by Frost2718 May 8, 2018

Grandmatronize

Talking down to someone as if they are your Grandma.

Don’t grandmatronize me! I’ll kick your skinny ass all over this house.

by tiki_terry_without_a_parrot June 27, 2018

Grandma's on the boat!

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.

Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!

by Epimone July 5, 2019

Grandmapocalypse

Cookie clicker Midgame Event

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by )'o'( August 23, 2019