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skin goggles

the act of going in for a t-bag and placeing your balls on the persons eyes one on the left eye and another on the right eye, hence the name skin goggles
dude i just gave you a pair of skin goggles
by big red (yes guys its me) April 19, 2011
mugGet the skin gogglesmug.

grafton goggles

When you are living in a small town by the name of grafton,wv and when substantially hot girls are not available in said town, the guys throughout the town view the towns (on a scale of 1 to 10) 2's as 10"s.... thus resulting in grafton goggles.
HOLY SHIT!! Paul did you see that chick walk by...come on man really, hold on let me put my grafton goggles on...WOW damn she's fine.
by McBigOne December 26, 2009
mugGet the grafton gogglesmug.

Tommy goggles

Also known as Tom Goggles is the act of placing one testicle in each eye of the victim. Tom Goggles is not to be confused with a Roman Helmet where the direction of the penis is pointing down the bridge of the nose. Tommy goggles is a form of teabagging.
After that noscope snipe, I had to give him the Tommy Goggles.
by Squeebert_ February 8, 2017
mugGet the Tommy gogglesmug.

goggle-proof.

Used when a member of the opposite sex doesn't get any better looking with the consumpition of alcohol, ie beer-goggle proof.
Dude: "Man, that chick is so bland, she's goggle-proof."
by Lorenzo J T May 5, 2009
mugGet the goggle-proof.mug.

Legal Goggles

When a person finds every young girl to be at least 18, regardless of the obvious, they are said to be wearing their Legal Goggles.

Often used to justify potential actions with said jailbait.
Matt: Dude why is Mike hitting on my little sister... Shes in middle school...

John: Shit I think he has his legal goggles on, he probably thinks shes 18. I´ll take care of it.
by SteelerfaninPeru March 28, 2010
mugGet the Legal Gogglesmug.

sale goggles

Akin to beer goggles, sale goggles happen when you buy something JUST because it's on sale. It may be a terrible product that you will have regrets about once the buzz of acquisition has worn off.
I was at Target checking out the clearance items and came across a purple and yellow striped shirt. After buying it I came home and realized that it makes me look like a "special needs" bumble bee. Darn those sale goggles!
by Kayiemm February 24, 2010
mugGet the sale gogglesmug.

ganja goggles

a pair of invisible goggles that magically appear when canibis is smoked. allowing the wearer to see an aura of happines around everything.
" GET YO GANJA GOGGLES ON BOI!!!!"
by POONANIPARTY February 16, 2015
mugGet the ganja gogglesmug.

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