Gilfed

When you find out that you're a brand new grandmother. But you or your son (a daughter would know) didn't even know your grandchild even existed. The baby mama either knew it or didn't know, but the fact remains: you got Gilfed.

Brand New Grandma: I just found out my son has a daughter.

Online (& soon to be Offline) Friend: You just got Gilfed.

by tribeofwriters August 9, 2024

Gilfing

Ghe act of peeing on a piece of ham and forcing it up your partners hole.

Im gilfing currently.

by Sidekick41 March 18, 2024

gilfmaxxing

When you fuck hella grannies

Hey, thats my friend Emmett, Hes Gilfmaxxing right now.

by gangtarapper December 2, 2024

gilf

Graysons id like to fuck

I do not know,
gilf am I right?

by mxacer December 10, 2024

gilf

graysons id like to fuck

wow he’s such a gilf,

I know! We love Grayson

by mxacer December 10, 2024

grilfsexual

A person who feels strong romantic or sexual interest in women who are older than themselves, often drawn to their looks.

He says that he’s grilfsexual because he’s especially attracted to confident, attractive older women.

by EsthenAndFriends March 19, 2026

Gilfin

When someone had a deep bromance for you

I got a whole lotta gilfin for my homie

by Tauhid May 30, 2025