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gerblesmz

a frog crossing the golden gate bridge while wearing a tiny santa hat. plural form: gerblesmi
pronounced ger-ble-shmiz
wow look at that gerblesmz!
by gerblesmz October 20, 2021
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Gerbilization

the horrible act of inserting a live gerbil into one's anus for sexual pleasure.
Sandra: "What would u like to do tonight, bob?"
Bob: How's about some gerbilization?"
Sandra: "O.k."
by myob December 16, 2004
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gerbiler

A man who shaves small animals and fires the fucking thing up his ass using a tube of some sort. The animals can be any of the following: gerbils, mice, hamsters, rats (either sewer or store boughten), beavers, muskrats, small dogs, large dogs or pretty much any other animal you can think of shaving.
Look at the way that guy is standing near the waterfalls. I would bet hes a serious gerbiler.
by bt February 24, 2003
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gerbilling

stuffing a tube in one's anus and forcing a poor gerbil to die in a persons ass
dude i went gerbiling last nite and the gerbil is still in my ass
by ryan November 17, 2006
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gerbilectomy

A medical procedure involving the removal of a dead gerbil from a feltchers rectum.

How the rodent gets there is very usually a non-accidental state of affairs - despite whatever protestations to the opposite the sufferer may claim. e.g. "I slipped over in the pet shop and fell down in bucket of gerbils."

The rodent's death throws as it suffocates are alledged to give pleasure to the 'gerbil stuffer'. Sometimes, other rodents such as a mouse or hamster are analy inserted too.
"Richard Gere had a gerbilectomy last month after a marathon feltching session in Pets 'R' Us - that's why he's carrying around that colostomy bag."
by Ernest Penfold July 3, 2006
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gerbal

A sexual act which involves removing your penis from a girls vagina, ejaculating in your hand and feeding it to the girl. The sound that is made while the girl is eating said sperm from your hand, should be similar to the sound of a gerbal eating its food.... hence the name. There is different variations of gerbals such as, the "waterfall", "spicy gerbal", the "typewritter", etc. After the act speaking or seeing the girl afterwards is frowned apon due to the level of disgust of the girl and lack of respect.
last night i gerbaled this girl i met from the bar. i came in my hand and she totally ate every drop of cum off of it!
by Gerbalfather September 25, 2010
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gerbilling

A sexual practice found in urban legends told by heterosexuals with a sick mind and an over-active imagination.
by Cimmerian Southpaw November 17, 2006
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