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gailoo

A Japanese flute used by gay people while they masturbate.
Pidge plays his gailoo everyday.
by Moses May 1, 2004
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Gabillionaire

Function: noun

Date: coined early twenty-first century

1. A person whose estimations of worth include pseudo-numbers, often with mix-and-match prefixes and suffixes.
<ka-million, qua-trillion, ga-zillion, etc.> If a person uses this word to describe a wealthy individual, they are themselves, in fact, the true "gabillionaire".


2. One whose assets exceed the nonsensical amount of "gabillion". A rare breed, to be sure.
1. "It's ok, I have a bazillion of these at home. Take some." -person

"You must be able to afford them because you're a gabillionaire." -other person *chuckles knowingly*



2. The gabillionaire's home was hard to find, given that their party had no idea what it looked like; the proprietor had described the value his estate in terms that cannot be represented in standard bank accounts.
by calubflower April 1, 2009
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Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.
While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.
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gapelord

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"Gapelord is what gapelord does" -
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A Galileo

To take a long poop 💩
Yo anyone seen G

Yea he’s taking a Galileo

Heard seem him in an hour
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G.A.G. (guys against Gaping)

a group of people against the growing fad in pornography, where the man, after boning a girl in the bum, then proceeds to show the camera how big he made her hole.
I'm a supporter of G.A.G. (guys against gaping) i hate when a womans butt-hole is enlargened.
by jeffreyOwens January 22, 2012
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Gail

A friend of Oprah. Known by the public as Oprah's friend Gail.
Oprah: "This is my friend Gail"

Gail: "Hi, I'm Oprah's friend Gail"
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