funemployment

The condition must be enjoyable ("Fun"), and also be generating a 'livable' income ("Employment").

Neo is really enjoying funemployment. He works on fun and billable freelance projects and has flexible schedule to also enjoy life. Neo has been funemployed for the past decade.

by neo007 August 16, 2016

funee monkee bhop

when u hit mad p with your hops

teammate: "you have some funee monkee bhops skills"
you: "thanks"
*you fail to bhop to banana and fucking die*

by silver elite master January 12, 2021

funeral cake

Melodramatic hipster speak.

I could be out partying with everyone but no I'm sweating out a fever and dying in my bedroom...eat a funeral cake for me.

by K Victoria September 22, 2012

funemployed

a person who, rather than getting a job, remains unemployed living off the bank of mum and dad, burning holes in their pockets like there's no tomorrow

Person 1: "Hey bro, how can that girl live a lifestyle so lavish when she doesn't even have a job"

Person 2: "Such a shame aye, I thought she was kinda cute, I could never scoop so low as to date a girl that's funemployed, imagine the daddy issues"

by sgbz19 May 29, 2019

funeral party

It's a celebration of life when you take the deceased and everyone that loves them masturbates on top of them until they're covered in cum and then you take all the flowers that were sent and shove them in the deceased rectum and burn the body

Sorry I'm running late I had a funeral party to attend

by Cain Soulessone July 15, 2016

Electric Funeral

EF, known to many now as Mang

<ElectricFuneral> 'Fencing', huh? XD
<Ian_k> Yeah Mang

by Fromplenickel December 25, 2004

funestone

A happy and "fun" rock or mineral

Jimmy had a lot of fun with his new funstone, I sure wish I had a funstone.

by Dan Weaver May 6, 2004