Toilet Frappuccino

When the consistency of your stools reflect a blended frappuccino from starbucks. Generally it refers to diarrhea, and can be preceded by the adjectives: Grande, Tall, or Venti to describe the size of the bowel movement.

Tom: Did you forget to flush?

Jerry: No, I always flush!

Tom: Then how do you explain the toilet frappuccino that is in your bathroom?

by Hadito Ebrahimito February 24, 2010

Fappulous

Taking and combining the words/phrases of "would hit it", "fap fap fap" etc etc and making the ultimate combo. Fappulous!

Look at that ass, it's fappulous!

by PineappleMonkey April 19, 2008

Fapportunity

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

by JerkCough February 7, 2012

Fdapperrsex

Something that is too awesome for words.

My new car is fdapperrsex!

by ll_elle_ll December 20, 2012

Fapper

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping. A Fapper is someone who spends a part his day fapping. The Fapper probably faps at least twice a day. Of the three levels of fapping, a Fapper is the lowest level. This is a person you should avoid shaking the hand of some of the time.

Dude 1: "Stop spending all your time fapping!"
Dude 2: "I don't, Dude 1, I am just an average regular Fapper.
Fap-a-saurus Rex: "Wanna arm wrestle?"

by Dash Random October 27, 2010

Frappachieno

to cum in a cup of tea and drink it, or make someone drink it naked

Matthew Hull drunk a cup of tea that had Peter Ollers smeg in it!

by el tit face August 18, 2003

fappylicious

Used to describe something sexy; directly translated it means "masturbation-inducing"

"Did you see that porn star on Howard Stern last night?"
"Yeah, she was fappylicious!"

by French Boy March 3, 2005