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Flying Landshark

Similar to the Landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) A woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) ass jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. Next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the ass she either shits, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of July.
"And heres the instant replay of Kock Inyu nailing the Flying Landshark on Cok Inmi, All three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!"
by J Bornberg December 22, 2004
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Flying Carpet

When you are in a public place and have to take a shit really bad, but the toilet has piss all over it. So you have to bend over the toilet with out touching it, as if you were hovering over it on a flying carpet.
I was at the stadium watching the Chargers and had to take a shit, so I had to perform the flying carpet.
by Travis Mo Dogg February 21, 2009
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A flying fuck

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018
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Gangsta Fly

Also known as a g-fly, it is actually a bandana of any style being attached to clothing, guns, brass knucks, and even worn on the head. Typically addorns gangster attire.
Dude, check out my 9, I got it on the gangsta fly.
by hollywoodhorror January 16, 2009
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Flying Baker

Flying Baker (a) a U. S. Navy signal meaning "keep off" - read more But according to a former Navy sailor, the flag was red and - well, I'll let him explain: "Hi, Harry! I was referred to your site by an article in the current (Sept. 2003) issue of the British magazine Prospect. The article is by Shereen El Feki, healthcare correspondent for The Economist, and is titled 'A Quarterly Curse?' Just for curiosity, I looked for one of the terms I was familiar with, 'Flying Baker' and thought I'd give you a little extra information. When I was in the U.S. Navy during World War II, the spoken names for the first four letters of the alphabet were ABLE, BAKER, CHARLIE, DOG. (they're now ALFA, BRAVO, CHARLIE, DELTA). The signal flag for the letter 'B' was, and still is, all red.

Flying Bravo the wife of a retired Coast Guard member writes, "The word "bravo" is used when refueling or loading ammunition, and they fly a big red flag when doing so . . . ." (May 2001)
When a sailor returned from visiting his wife or girl friend on liberty or shore leave, and was asked whether he got laid had sexual intercourse, he might have replied, 'No, she was "Flying Baker".' He wasn't referring to the signal 'Keep Off' (I'm not familiar with the flag being used in that context), but to the color of menstrual blood, the same color as the 'B' signal flag. I wonder whether U.S. Navy sailors nowadays reply to the same question, 'No, she was "Flying Bravo".' Sincerely, ****, ex-Chief Petty Officer, U.S. Navy" (August 2003)
by Roniliptus March 17, 2010
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flying stealth

setting your status on gchat as 'invisible', thereby surprising people when chatting them
I didn't realize you were on the chatter until you sent me that message, why are you flying stealth?'; 'I'm flying stealth to avoid that my co-worker I hooked up with by accident.
by Longman782 August 28, 2010
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The Fly 2

The Fly 2 (also stylized Fly II) is an atrocious film sequel to David Cronenberg's The Fly. Because of its near unwatchable nature, it is used as a slang term/code word for Marijuana, as it would never be possible that someone wants to actually talk about or watch The Fly 2.

There are different 'grades' of Fly 2:

Fly 2 on VHS is low grade marijuana.
Fly 2 on DVD is decent stuff.
Fly 2 on Blu-Ray is the dankest weed you'll ever smoke.
"Yo, when you come over tonight, bring your copy of Fly 2 on Blu-Ray. We can check it out."

"Hey, I heard you wanted to see The Fly II. I have it on VHS if you want to check it out."

"I am looking to sell my copy of The Fly 2 on DVD if you know anyone who wants to buy it."
by NevilleEnnui January 13, 2015
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