alabama fizzy float

Rinsing a dirty penis in your mouth with the soda of your choice (preferably coke), and swallowing.

His dick was disgustingly dirty, so I gave him an Alabama Fizzy Float before we started.

by Alabama Fizzy Float June 19, 2014

Float The Boat

Getting An Erection.

Man: I'm Trying To Float The Boat!
Woman: Try Harder! My Ass Is Getting Cold!

by AlexPower October 9, 2008

Finger floater

1. One who is constantly trying to finger someone.

2. Someone who cuts their fingers off at party's and throws it into the pool for everyone to see.

"What's that in the pool". Oh man i never knew Stan was a finger floater.

by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009

float

In poker:

to call a bet in position with a weak hand with the intention of taking the pot away from the opponent on a later betting round.

I floated him on the flop then, when he checked the turn, I jammed and he stacked

by Atavachron July 28, 2010

Floater

A corpse found floating in a body of water... usually half decomposed or partially consumed by fish and stuff (coz there dead....)

*cops talking on phone thingies* "You'd better get down here quick, weve got another floater"

by Rossy August 24, 2003

minneapolis floater

To take a dump in the back of someones' toliet, so everytime they flush, there will be brown, poopy water.

That Sue really got me! She used a Minneapolis floater to mess with my head!

by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008

floan

When you are too drunk that you are past the drunk phase

I got two floans, one for the plug and one for the load.

by Faded July 26, 2017