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Fifty Fifty

The typical guy whom usually has the first name Ryan. He has a shy smooth side that reminds people of expensive jewelry and over priced cigars, trust me it ultimately ends with a nights worth of magical charades involving one trick pony’s landing his huge erected soldier in pony land heaven. 99.9% of the time he’s always right even the chemical smoked trails followed behind him cant persuade the charming messages hes left everyone speechless. his facts are random but successfully execute the demands of the sex crazed animal purring overworked vaginas around the neighborhoods he’s explored. after it’s all said and done he’s left contemplating his well-being of his personal genitals and the soreness of his calves. True definition of a fifty fifty.
She opens her door and sees him standing there purposely taking off his helmet in the sexiest way. Instantly Ryan’s laid. Ryan’s confused and feeling 50/50 on how he’s silently pulling pussy so easily. He’s completed the vision with an unmet mission leaving no solution to why or who Ryan actually is.

Fifty fifty is defined as the original confused gangster leaving everything half full.
by @red_headed_gang_ May 9, 2022
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fifty brokeback

large oddly shaped A bunker, premired at the 05/06 national colegiate painball league championships
go do him hes at the fifty brokeback
by Canonball August 31, 2006
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Nineteen fifty seven

Also see: 1957
A birth year for people who partied in the 70's. Most all these people did drugs, had sex and listened to rock and roll! A person who was born in nineteen fifty seven, would become 52 in the year 2009.
"Hey, I remember her from the 70s! She was born in nineteen fifty seven".
by mpharn May 23, 2009
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fifty-fifty

Term used to describe a large amount of something. It is usually pronounced fiddy fiddy; and always used in reference to another's extreme problem, habit, overuse, etc.
Dave: Man, Max, you've got like fifty-fifty pimples on your back.
Max: Damn, really?
by HungryDave October 4, 2013
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fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 5, 2014
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a fifty

When she described her outfit when working as a receptionist, it gave me a fifty. I would've gotten a hundred, but I was at a restaurant with my father and couldn't get any "me time" to invest in my fifty.
by Cadet Vixen February 8, 2015
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