Fiddle-Fists

It's hide and seek but instead when you hide you pull your pants down and bend over the person looking for you will walk around looking for you with a lubed up fist and if he finds you he fists you as hard as he can.

Lets go and play a competitive game of Fiddle -Fists

How about a saucy game of Fiddle-Fists

by The MTS lads November 15, 2017

Kiddy-Fiddling

The act of pedophilia.

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"

by The Honorable Lord Razikof May 24, 2022

fiddle mittens

fiddle mittens best describes a tweaker stuck on a prodge chasing their tail. just fiddled out.

"look at fiddle mittens? you done trying to fix that stereo? "

"hey fiddle mittens you got enough tape on that bong you've been makin'?"

Hey fiddle mittens where'd you put the duck tape?"

by jellybeanlove420 November 25, 2017

fiddle with your middle

masterbate.

"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

Fiddling with the (input*/output*)

Input* meaning the mouth, and output* meaning the anal cavity. A term/phrase relating to oral or anal sex, respectively.

A: I was fiddling with the input on my girlfriend last night.

B: HAH! I know! I was fiddling with her output the other night!

Fiddling with the (input*/output*) can be interchanged anywhere.

by little_hollow March 8, 2023

Alabama fiddle

Having sexual genitalia intercourse with a first or second cousin

I was in my family and god damn I wanted to play the Alabama fiddle on Jenny

by Nasty Dillan March 5, 2021

Fiddle Dee Dee

A way of saying “fuck” without explicitly saying it.

Homer Simpson (after stepping on nail): Fiddle Dee Dee, that will require a tetanus shot. I am not going to swear, but I am going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!!!

by GeosWorld October 6, 2025