ferging out

Refusing to go out and socialise with friends. Often used when the subject would rather stay in with a spouse or partner.

Fred: Are you coming out tonight?
Bill: No mate, sitting in with the wife.
Fred: Stop Ferging Out!!

by 79874215 October 31, 2009

ferging

The act of forgetting a task but remembering it before you need to do it; half forgetting

Drew keeps ferging that he has guitar practice.

by Beak Heater9000 September 7, 2016

Furting

Something that's "firkin hurting"
Pronounced : firting

Owww, that knee is furting like mad.

by Aletal May 10, 2018

Festing

The act of hooking up with an unexpected victim on multiple different occasions.

Hey, I've been seeing Maira with The Laminator a lot lately....in bed. Aren't they in the same fraturnaty?

Yeah, they have been festing for at least 2 weeks now.

by Billboard house January 15, 2009

farting arround

In short, messing arround, wasting time (usually someone elses rather then your own) etc.

Like an employee going to do something, then chatting with another employee for ten minutes, finally doing the job, on their way back chatting with another employee for another ten minutes, turning what should have been a 10 minute job into a 30 minute job.

Another example is kids walking home from school, stopping every five minutes to play arround, turning a twenty minute walk into an hour long walk.

Damn it Bill, we could have had this work done an hour ago if you woulden't have spent the past hour farting arround.

by An optimist with experience June 2, 2005

Fexting

When two people who may have slightly awkward sexual tension text eachother but are "just friends"

Daniel: Hey Emily, are you and Rico Suave still texting? It's getting pretty suriousss eh??
Emily: No no Daniel, don't be so naive, we're just fexting!

by D-BLOCK && E-HOEE April 6, 2010

fertinger

someone who you can't stand

person: hello

Me: he is a fertinger

by yourlostdad January 11, 2023