FEITAWASA

Fuck Em In The Ass With A Splintered Axe Handle.

You go to Jiffy Lube. They as usual forget to put the oil cap back on, spurting a whole quart of oil under your hood. So you say "Fuck Jiffy Lube, fuck em in the ass with a splintered axe handle"

by TED "Fat Bastard" Kennedy June 18, 2003

feitl

a joint, a marijuana smoking contraption involving paper and skills

"Hey Shaq, let's go smoke a feitl."

by BunBlikesCheese February 21, 2008

feisty wildcat

a slutty girl not old enough to be a milf. all wildcats are incredibly stunning and have megan fox bods. see milf cougar and ho.

woah, look at that feisty wildcats ass! damn i could tap that shit

by vbkjbfvfv January 23, 2011

feist face

A girl who looks hot in one setting but horrible in another, often because of poor lighting. Canadian musician Leslie Feist, known for her solo work and her involvement in Broken Social Scene, is a good example.

Guy #1: One, two-face, three, four get that feist face out the door.

Guy #2: It's gotta be the moon, my man--it's terrible lighting.

by brandy_alexander February 15, 2009

FEITN

Short for "fuck 'em in the neck"

These guys are chumps... FEITN!

by LordThunder May 22, 2018

feistmantl lifestyle

Going home early from work everyday or using your vacation days like they are free lapdance vouchers in a strip club.

A: wow, it's not even 3pm and you are going home already?
B: gotta live that feistmantl lifestyle

by RickAstley6969 January 17, 2020

trypto-faint

the act of passing out on the couch after eating a Thanksgiving Day Turkey dinner.

"I sure hope I don't trypto-faint before the pumpkin pie."

"Start fluffing those couch pillows now to prepare for that November trypto-faint!"

by Wild Dingo November 29, 2009