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These guys are chumps... FEITN!
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Jehovah's Fitness

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.
Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.
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the fitnessgram pacer test

The one gym test that everyone hates. The overweight gym teacher slides in the CD, and you hear the dreaded words;

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner, telling them to stfu
"Oh, hey, we're having the fitnessgram pacer test!"
*has war flashbacks*
by smol.phanicked.bean June 18, 2016
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feitan

OUR SHORT KING. Yet don’t get it twisted he doesn’t fall short when it comes to the deed. With a speech impeachment his adorableness but sexiness is the perfect balance. He is a professional in torture and being my baby daddy.
Feitan can fuck me till i cry.
by Feitansslut September 24, 2020
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The Fitnessgram Pacer Test

A test where you run back in forth getting faster and faster in an overly lighted gym that makes you want to faint, die, puke, and kill yourself.
by Oh boy your mom February 22, 2018
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The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
Dude i just had to do the The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test and i am sooooo tired.
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peen fein

When a girl is in love with another man's penis, until the point where it becomes so obvious and disgusting, for she does it in public. A peener feiner tags along his friends, nagging and teasing them. The peener feiner is usually not liked back.
Guy 1: why the hell is Janice following us around?
Guy 2: probably because she's peen feining Sam
by bb514 February 23, 2011
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