fight with a lawnmower

A short haircut. As if lawnmower had mowed over their head.

All right mate, had a fight with a lawnmower?

by Stern Boller April 30, 2011

fighting words

words used to instigate physical combat

Man 1: Your mother is a cheap whore.
Man 2: Thems fighting words.

by Gabe Moon January 18, 2009

Mid Fight Masses

Mid Fight Masses is a friday night funkin mod, the 2 main antagonists are sarvente and ruv/ruvzyvat. Sarvente starts out by calling (assumingly) ruv, apparently ruv is “salty” wich makes sarvente go “exuse me!! don’t be salty!.. that was very unholy of you”. Boyfriend and Girlfriend arrive at the church just to use the bathroom, but sarvente demonstrates on why they should join the church.

Person 1: “have you heard of Mid Fight Masses”
Person 2: “No? what is that”
Person 1: “it’s a Friday Night Funkin mod.”

by RuvsCoffin April 4, 2021

african bird fight

When two independent parties agree to make battle without using either arms. The combatants must place their arms behind their backs, and fight using any other weapon. Kicks, knees, and head butts are all acceptable.

african bird fight is basically an amputee fight club

by crimson cock June 8, 2011

Great White Flight

Great White Flight (Noun) - The mass exodus of white people from the City. This usually occurs from 5-6 PM Monday Through Friday.

Tyler: "Hey, Skylar, I hear there is safety in numbers. We should join the great white flight!"
Skylar: "Why yes, Tyler, do you suppose there is time to stop at the starbucks?"

by CityEMS November 15, 2011

catch flights not feelings

When you rather travel and visit other cities than to get feelings for someone. Originated in Houston, Tx when a group of friends would travel across the country and the globe to have fun at events. Related to "I need to catch my flight".

Flying to LA? Yeah I catch flights not feelings.

by Lexxnat May 7, 2017

sex fight

A great game where two opponents square off and try to make the other orgasm first. The woman usually wins.

Sally and Jim couldn't decide who should pay for the movie, so they had a sex fight over it.

by joemomma March 28, 2005