The ally excuse

The best fucking overused excuse used to end things with a clingy annoying girl who is super desperate and won’t leave ur ass alone

Girl: “you make me so happy”

Guy: “yeah I don’t have time to commit to anything rn”
Girl “ you’re just using the ally excuse”

by The.real.mvp April 14, 2019

creepy uncle excuse

when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you

josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse

by totallynotjjne April 29, 2023

don’t sound so excited

When someone is obviously irritated or annoyed you can tell them ‘don’t sound so excited!’ Or maybe ‘don’t seem (or get/be) too (or so) excited!’ To piss them off or maybe make them laugh.

I feel like everyone on the internet has forgotten this phrase and I personally love it and use it all the time 🤓

Person 1: “ugh, seriously, we have to do the mile in gym today..”
Person 2: “don’t sound so excited!”

Person 1: “bruh.. my mom told me that her and my dad are getting a divorce ..”
Person 2: “don’t seem so excited!”

by Live4LOONA July 6, 2023

excuses are like asses

1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above

excuses are like asses...everybody's got 'em and most of the time they stink...

by Kid Nebraska May 23, 2004

exciteless

Less excited with actual the work, for example.

My friend Bob is exciteless with his job these days.

by Wagner Bianchi May 6, 2012

the Excuse me gene

the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.

"Excuse me that is my wife."

by jim April 30, 2004

Cheesman Excuse

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.

by Dom (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans) September 3, 2008