Everett, MA

A 3.7 sq. mile city located just outside of Boston, while notable for its successful high school football team and location in which Dennis Lehane novels like to house potentially murderous child molesters, it is actually just offers a less expensive place to live than nearby communities of Somerville and Charlestown due to its low-scoring (academically speaking) high school. It has retained more of the rough-edged Boston character portrayed in books and movies, even as the quickly gentrified neighborhoods to the south trade Dunks for Starbucks and have renovated away the original character of the towns to cram in another million dollar condo and organic hemp milk dispensary.

As the saying goes "If you can't afford Cambridge, move to Somerville. If you can't afford Somerville, go to Everett, MA. if you can't afford Everett, go to Chelsea, MA. Can't afford Chelsea? Worcester. Can't afford Worcester? Go F--- yourself."

by orange line city March 30, 2013

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Everett

Everett: meaning horse cock in old Latino.

"Wow Everett has a horse cock"

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Everything But

Doing everything sexual EXCEPT sexual intercourse.

Valerie: "I'm getting together with this guy tonight to do an Everything But!"

Amanda: "No way!!!!"

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Everything Is Purple

When one has inhaled enough smoke to the point of extreme euphoria, causing an epic high. Usually referred to the fine Purple Kush, but can be used any time whilst stoned.

boyfriend: im hella high
girlfriend: everything is purple...
boyfriend: maybe not as blown as you..

another wonderful example is the video "Purple Swag" by ASAP Rocky ~

by Dayzi420 January 15, 2012

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