equal

the likes and dislikes on this definition are perfectly equal to eachother

the likes and dislikes are perfectly equal

by Isaacool_101 February 27, 2022

Unbalanced Equation

An unbalanced equation is typically seen on college campuses, sporting events, workout facilities as well as in the general population. An unbalanced equation is when a male on the lower end of the 1-10 spectrum (4 and below) is dating a female that is ranked highly on the 1-10 scale (8 and up). The male in the relationship is typically insecure about himself and has large muscles. This situation does not work in the opposite direction because no man is dumb enough to date an ugly girl.

Friend 1: Look at that unbalanced equation over by the crosswalk.
Friend 2: Holy shit dude you are right, he's totally like a 4 and she's a 9.5.

by tlskxchris October 17, 2009

Equalstar

A passionate kiss.

I whispered equalstar to my sweetie who was across the room. She immediately shot smiles my way. Sparks were definitely in the air. Soon we found ourselves at each other's side sharing a long, hott, and passionate kiss.

by Tru Story Tellers December 9, 2009

Looks Equals

Two people who are in a relationship, dating, or having sex whose physical attractiveness equals each other.

Looks equals: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds. Rihanna and Chris Brown. Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito.

Not looks equals: Christina Aguilera and her husband. Princess Diana and Prince Charles. J. Lo and Marc Anthony.

by Jessara December 22, 2008

beauty equation

an equation for beauty:
(health+kindness)*postiveness/time=beauty
or
(h+k)*p/t=b
or for those of you who prefer surgery
(work+patience)-money=beauty
or
(w+p)-m=b

deborah has been exercising every day and eating the right foods and being nice to her neighbors and she alwasy smiles.. in a few months she began to look more and more beautiful.. this proves the beauty equation
surgery;
lisa went to go get higher cheekbones.. the docotrs worked hard and with patience and a 5,000$ bill her cheekbones were higher than ever

by kirbies April 29, 2009

bent-penis math equations

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.

"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."

by Anarchist October 17, 2003

Equalist

A movement started in response to the more aggressive and crude proponents of feminism. Equalists claim to support equal rights for all. However, instead of fighting for the rights of the minorities they claim to represent, they seem to spend all their time bashing feminism. Many people who claim to be one are true to their word, but most people just want to put down civil rights leaders without seeming like a sexist and/or racist.

Equalist: As an equalist I support the rights of all human beings. I want equal rights for blacks, whites, men, women, the disabled, christians, muslims ... Everybody!

Me: So have you actually done anything for any of those groups?

Equalist: Well... no, not exactly... but someday I'm gonna.

by 8Faraday October 19, 2014