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It's what evely asian male gets when watching poino frick....
I got an election ratching jenna jamerson!
by El Papa November 9, 2007
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One Erection

When you fuck a virgin to the hit song "What Makes You Beautiful" by the British boyband One Direction.
"Last night I gave a girl the One Erection in my car."
by Nancy_Grace March 22, 2015
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res-erection

A random boner you recieve during a religious service.
Dude, I had a res-erection for 40% of that mass.
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Election 2004

The first experiment in rigging electronic voting machines to see if it succeeds in stealing an election. It worked.
Cool, Election 2004 was a resounding success. Republicanazis were able to steal another election. Now on to 08.
by AntiGop April 22, 2005
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erection eater

When young boys or men go to bed an erection eater roams the night. If the man or boy has a wet dream they became endengered of falling victim to the erecton eater, who can smell cum for miles. It is an ugly crearture that crawls up to your bed and bites your dick off and stores it in her pouch of penis's, and uses them to pleasure herself after sticking metal rods in them. The victims never even feel this but wake up to a penisless body. These occurances happen mostly in china. This is because the erection eater was once a young chinnese orphan boy who was raped and killed and swore to eliminate every penis in the world. After men relize what has happen they most likly kill themselves.
Jeff: Tom wheres timmy?
Tom: Well.... last night an erection eater ripped off his penis and then he killed himself.
Jeff: That sucks.
by tmacz jmilz February 13, 2009
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2004 Presidential Elections

The plural of the 2004 Presidential Election, of which we are sure to have more than one of.
"2004 Presidential Elections, third time's a charm! In other news, Kang and Kodos have entered the race!"
by tophertg July 6, 2004
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Erection

1. When a man's penis is enlarged due to natural attraction to another person. Men will normally get a hard one after looking at woman who are posing in a manor that is 'stiffening' to a man. See example. Erections are also obtained during sex when fooling around with the opposite gender. However some teenage boys are unable to control this urge and often get an erection in an embarassing situation. Some men get an erection over another man ; this is the sure sign of being gay.

2. A building that has been created - generally through man made resources.
Description 1 : The man got an erection after looking at a semi-naked woman who was sucking her finger seductively.

Description 2 : The erection of the new school had been completed a day earlier than expected.
by Posa-D December 28, 2005
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