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breakfast eater

A breakfast eater is someone who has a stable life and actually has their shit together. So much together in fact, that it is actually quite annoying to the rest of us who don't have their lives in order. Breakfast eaters are driving erratically in your community right now and probably most Sunday mornings as well.
1. The breakfast eaters buy up all the good shit at the garage sales before I even get out of bed.
2. "Sorry I'm late, some BREAKFAST EATER was driving 45mph on the highway."
3. My lawn is fine, but looks like shit compared to all my breakfast eating neighbors with their fancy lawn vacs and hired lawn-care guys.
by earlsgarage March 14, 2009
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bat eater

bat eater is a derogatory but endearing term used toward Chinese people, specifically from the Wuhan Province, even more specifically, those who fucked everyone over
Those dumb bat eaters got me fired from my job!
by fuckcovid April 15, 2020
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peter-eater

She's one of the best peter-eaters in town!
by necrotism May 26, 2006
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peter eater

by bill norris December 10, 2003
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Eastern Sunrise

When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead... When she wakes up she'll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear canal
Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"

Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"
by LikeYouNeverDidIt May 27, 2009
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Easter strength

(adj) a hangover so bad you don't rise again until the third day
John's still sleeping off an Easter strength hangover, so he's not gonna be in class come Monday.
by JohnnyHop April 17, 2010
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Easter Purse

Sexual position where the man puts his "eggs" (testicles) into the woman's vagina. It is not recommended to try this position as foreplay, as its much more comfortable for the man post-coital.

Especially popular on Sunday mornings.
Corey's friends were a bit disgusted when he showed them a photo of the Easter Purse he gave his wife.
by MasterBlaster6999 June 2, 2011
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