Epic Games

Made Fortnite and a spyware Steam knockoff.

Epic Games store is stupid.

by Mcp613 April 15, 2019

Epic Games

Retard creators who can’t fix their game

EPIC GAMES FIX YOU GAME

by Gods_secret_son June 14, 2018

Epic Tear of Man Pain

One single tear dripping soulfully and beautifully down the cheek of a hardcore manly man, to express the deep extent of his man pain. Usually caused by daddy issues or deep emotional trauma. Or both. Also can be used in a general way as "Epic Tears of Man Pain", although there can only be one tear at one time.

As he considered how his father never loved him, an EPIC TEAR OF MAN PAIN rolled softly down his stubbly cheek and rested on his chiselled jaw.

by Magnel May 21, 2010

Epic Beard Man

The 67 year old ex marine that beat the crap out of a younger man who didn't know when to shut his mouth as seen on the youtube video AC Transit Bus Fight.

Locations of his bag are still unknown.

Did you see the epic beard man in that video? That'll teach you to respect your elders.

by epicbeardman February 17, 2010

Epic Gamer Moment

An exciting moment when two hardcore gamers come together and agree on something absolutely epic. This occurrence is a rare beautiful sighting. This moment has an overload of epic ness and can be seen with two gamers having a conversation.

Gamer 1: liberals suck right?
Gamer 2: ya they suck
Both gamers: *Epic Gamer Moment*

by Tittykiller69 November 28, 2018

epic bruh moment

when you bruh and its its almost epic for bruh moment

John: Woah did you just get a Victory Royale?
Michael: Yeah it was an epic bruh moment.

by johnlovessyou November 13, 2018

epic beard guy

While riding a bus, a rather ignorant black man approached what appeared to be a senile old man. Being the ignorant peice of shit his was, he proceeded to harass the old man and call him names such as pinky and crumple foreskin. Epic beard guy then responded by punching him in the jaw and then breaking his nose. He left the scene with the wise words "DONT FUCK WITH ME". The black man proceeded to talk shit even though he was bleeding everywhere and thus ended up looking like a stupid douchebag.

Epic beard guy: I slap the shit outta tough guys like you

Black douche: wha? WHAT?
(goes up and pushes epic beard guy)

epic beard guy then breaks his face open with his fists of fury

by Guy ledoucheys February 22, 2010