Dutch clog

When you are having relations with your partner and you place your entire foot in their anal cavity

"Dave why you limping?"

"The other night I hurt my foot giving Edna a Dutch clog!"

by Phonejackson September 4, 2016

dutch luggage

The storage space in between your left and right cheek; often heated and scented like a Dutch Oven.

We couldn't find the tv remote, it was wedged in his Dutch luggage.

by Ivana Assenheimer October 8, 2017

Dutch Wipe

wiping ones ass with ones hand when a suitable alternative is unavailable ie: Toilet Paper

No one reloaded the toilet paper so I was forced to pull a Dutch Wipe

by Boober McCrackin January 23, 2009

Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.

At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."

by greatgazoo March 12, 2013

dutch throne

the act of taking a shit while placing a blanket over ones head, body, and toilet; while inhaling the potent fumes. (an upgrade from a dutch oven)

Garrett sat upon his toilet and draped a blanket over his head, thus creating a dutch throne.

by El_Girraffe April 20, 2011

True Dutch

When being an asshole comes naturally.

That guy is unbelievable blunt, he must be True Dutch.

by The Well Logger March 1, 2017

dutch lung

when you smoke too many dutches and it starts to affect your lungs, causing you to cough and lose stamina or endurance

Dude, I got the dutch lung so bad I can't run ten feet with out coughing

I coughed up black shit this morning, I got the dutch lung bad

by jmlaxboy24 April 15, 2010