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dutch throne

the act of taking a shit while placing a blanket over ones head, body, and toilet; while inhaling the potent fumes. (an upgrade from a dutch oven)
Garrett sat upon his toilet and draped a blanket over his head, thus creating a dutch throne.
by El_Girraffe April 20, 2011
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True Dutch

When being an asshole comes naturally.
That guy is unbelievable blunt, he must be True Dutch.
by The Well Logger March 1, 2017
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Dutch dusting

When you purposefully fart in someone’s bed to retaliate or preemptively take action against what you think they may do to you.
Kitty: “That guy who checked into room 3400 was a real asshole to the bell hop.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”
by aretegroup June 17, 2018
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Go Dutch

When two people each masturbate next to each other. Like when going out for a meal and each personal paying for themselves.
Dick and Jane gave up sex for lent so instead they decided to go dutch.
by Seaeye June 30, 2022
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dutch lung

when you smoke too many dutches and it starts to affect your lungs, causing you to cough and lose stamina or endurance
Dude, I got the dutch lung so bad I can't run ten feet with out coughing

I coughed up black shit this morning, I got the dutch lung bad
by jmlaxboy24 April 15, 2010
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Dutch volcano

Verb: It's when you have a great big messy shit under the covers.

Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*

*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.
"I Dutch volcanoed so badly it left a burn mark in the bed frame."

"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."
by bishsac January 20, 2022
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Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.
At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."
by greatgazoo March 12, 2013
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