klompfaker5608's definitions

dutch lasagna

when you attempt to give someone a dutch oven but push too hard and shart

"hey dude how's it going with your girlfriend?"

"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."

by klompfaker5608 September 1, 2023

vibe cuck

when a group of people are vibing together and someone doesn't join in & is just watching

"why aren't you singing along with us?"
"i'm just watching"
"you're such a vibe cuck"

by klompfaker5608 December 13, 2025