Dumpster Cult

The sum total of those individuals so indoctrinated into the blind following of ANY narcissistic sociopath (including Trump) that the reality of actual fact-of-crime evidence cannot penetrate a shield of carefully constructed, pure and utter bullshittery.

So. Who’s gonna pay for the wall? Who’s got the sharpie ready to ‘correct’ the hurricane path? Who endorsed Ivermectin and other harmful agents to treat COVID without ANY supporting scientific evidence? Who systematically mis-represented his real estate holdings to gain illegal financial leverage? Who orchestrated the most pervasive attempt to undermine Democracy in American History? Who has been indicted on, like, 91 charges of dumpster cult criminal activity in both state and federal courts? Who called the dogs on his own Vice President nearly costing him his life? Who is running for president ONLY because election to that office might allow him to pardon HIMSELF for crimes against the United States of America?

by YAWA September 6, 2023

fish dumpster

Having sex with a dirty female hobo in a dumpster. Her vagina should smell ripe of fish.

guy 1: 'You know that back alley on 5th street? I totally did a fish dumpster with some hobo chick there.'

guy 2: 'Dude. That's gross.'

by hobo_fisherman August 20, 2009

Slummy Dumps

Slummy Dumps refers to a girl who is specifically a "haggard ass bitch". It's a specific code word used when referring to ugly women around significant others or people who don't appreciate hearing about how ugly, fat or slovenly other chicks are.

"Wow.. she's totally slummy dumps."

by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010

b-dumps

The gigantic dump you have to take after eating at buffalo wild wings (also known as Bdubs)

Friend 1: hey man, wanna go to Bdubs?
Friend 2: no man, I don't wanna get a case of the b-dumps

by ilovekmart229 May 5, 2011

Prank Dumpster

Prank Dumpster is a term used to give emphasis on a person, place or thing that is prone to and often victim to pranking. This term is best used when said person, place or thing has been numerously pranked and is going to get more of them. Prank Dumpsters can vary, from Malls filled with edgy tweens knocking down product stands, to restaurants getting odd food orders; all the way to News channels getting pranked live. The magnitude is large.

Dude 1: Hey, did you see that live prank call that the news channel C-SPAN got?

Dude 2: YES! Haha that was so fucking hilarious. The look on the news reporter's face!
Dude 1: C-SPAN is such a Prank Dumpster.

by agoodstart May 20, 2014

monkey dumpster

The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.

Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.

by msterls7 January 26, 2017

Oregon dumpster

A dump that ends up requiring a metric ton of toilet paper to wipe before you're clean.

"I took a real Oregon dumpster the other day. It used up a whole roll of TP!"

by pseudosara March 20, 2019