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Duct Tape

Enough of your unoriginal ranting.
Everyone knows the overused catch phrases already. Make up some new ones! Gack!
a)Use Duct Tape when your arm or leg as an extra joint in the bone and usually would not.
b)Also used for parental entities, namely mothers, when they attempt to use an imperative sentence during a conversation with you.
c)To cover your own mouth from laughing at your witless friends when that terrorist attack finally does come (which in turn keeps you from breathing the biologically detrimental substance).
a)You are riding your bike and crash. "Crap! I can lick my elbow! is that a good sign?

b)"Hello, son. How is school? You should really try harder to--MMPH MURUR GERT PHIS ERF MEHH MMPH MPH!"

c)"Hey dude, why did that plane just drop a huge barrel out of its cargo hold? Eww. its smells like crap out here *cough* *applies duc tape* see all better bah ha ha. here. have some duct tape
by sp3nx0r May 24, 2004
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Urban dicationary

A website that allows the user to define words. Urban dictionay contains hundreds of thousands of words each submited then if accepted rated with thumbs up or down.
person 1: hey you heard of that website Urban dicationary .com
person 2: yeah
person 1: oh...
Person 2: Now i know what a pean is.
Person 1: what the hell is a pean?
Person 3: oooohhh so thats what an emo is, i always thought it was a type of bird.
by Mark Williams February 19, 2006
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Duct Tape

Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.
You better get some duct tape before osama throws down on your behind.
by Ben April 18, 2003
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duct tape mafia

The duct tape mafia is a gang of counter culture teens who affiliate them selfs with each other via duct tape on them selfs, often the duct tape has D.T.M or designs written on it.
preppy 1-"Why is there duct tape on that guys shoulder"
preppy 2-"Cause I don't know maybe he's mental"
punk 1-"No he's part of the duct tape mafia"
preppy 1 and 2 "what?"
by juggernaut911 January 12, 2008
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ducas

A Dumb Ass ass hole or otherwise dick head..
May also suck cock
Austin is a wicked ducas
by Todd Nathan October 5, 2005
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Ducadoodle

N. - Swedish myth but believed by some Canadians.

A creature who protects yard ornaments from being stolen.

Has the body of a small deer or fawn, the neck of a zebra, a billed beak, green antennas, fairy wings, a cobra for a tail and poop droppings instantly create mushrooms.
Ethel purchased a Ducadoodle to keep the local hoodlums from steeling her gnomes.
by ryan goat cheese January 11, 2010
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Ducktail

The ducktail is really cute. It's when a guy with reasonably long hair (can't be longer than past his chin) has a bit of hair that is constantly poking up from behind. No matter how much he flattens it, it just sticks up. Only the real ones are cute. Those who have been gelled into place are so fake.
*Guy walks in*
*Girl comes near and runs a hand through his hair but ducktail refuses to stick down*
Girl: You've got an adorable ducktail.
Guy: Thanks.
by Miss.Angelise May 27, 2016
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