drown proof

pissing yourself before you enter the waves. surfing superstition

i am a very superstitios person so everytime that i go surfing i make sure to drown proof myself before entering the waves.

by bandit13 May 22, 2008

[Drown] Ziggy

To Urinate. Specifically (but not exclusively) in a urinal.

Origin: Certain urinal drains bear an uncanny resemblance to classic comic strip character Ziggy staring up at you. (two beady eye and a giant nose)
If the drain is backed up, or you have a exceptionally robust stream, it is possible to completely submerge the "nose" and therefore "Drown Ziggy"
As nothing good ever happens to Ziggy, it is rather fitting.

"I'll be right back, I need to go Drown Ziggy".
"I drank so much last night that when I took a piss I almost drowned Ziggy."

by Phill the Thrill January 1, 2012

Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.

Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."

by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014

drowning the angry troll

Getting head from a toothless, irritable, aging prostitute

I am drowning the angry troll.

by Deltax192 February 12, 2015

downdefy

Is the action of an individual who identifies themselves by putting somebody else down.

Or the opposite, a person who makes a strong statement to put you down. "Quote on fauck downdefy them"
Famous quotes by Yo Yo Yolanda

I downdefy you!

by Yo Yo Yolanda June 25, 2014

Drownies

That feeling you get after you take a huge bong hit and you feel like you're drowbing. You have a case of the drownies.

"I had a huge case of the drownies after that bong hit."

by Pebblesthecat August 10, 2016

drown in shit

to drink oneself to death.

a life of downing that hard stuff will make you drown in shit, man. liver death.

by the demiurge January 19, 2017