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Distracted Drift 

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.
"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."
Related Words

Snow Drift 

Or "Snowdrift", is an affectionate self-applied label for white people who regularly inhabit racially diverse spaces on social media. The term commonly appears in self-deprecating racial humor, as a way for white allies to come to terms with their internalized racism. The idea is to reconstruct the white identity as something based on uniqueness as opposed to supremacy.
"Finally went to go see 'Get Out'. Great movie, but you should have seen the theater. It was almost completely empty; just me and five other snow drift stragglers"
Snow Drift by depressedannie April 2, 2017

design drift 

When the original website design wireframes have little resemblance to the finished product due to having too many stakeholders with competing visions of the requirements.
The indecisive client, two new product owners and an offshore technology team led to the website vision spinning off into widening gyres of design drift.
design drift by PavlovBadjewski August 23, 2017

tokyo drift guy 

The hot Asian guy at the nail salon. (Usually the owner)
Omg Sarah, look at the hot Tokyo drift guy. I think he might be the owner?
tokyo drift guy by Sirachachacha November 8, 2017
When a testicle falls out of your tighty whiteys.
I've got nut drift on my right side.
nut drift by Shitstick1969 October 2, 2018

Warsaw drift 

When you drift off to sleep with your hand on your junk.
I fell asleep in Warsaw drift because my wi-fi was down
Warsaw drift by Skott Crol August 28, 2019