by TP August 29, 2003
Get the douchemug. 1. A bottle that boys want girls to shove in their vagina to make it clean. Can they not just wash it? Jeez..
2. a jerk, one who only thinks of themselves and sex.
2. a jerk, one who only thinks of themselves and sex.
1. Girl: You want me to what?
Boy: Douche.
Girl: ..why?
Boy: I.. I dont know. your vagina is very unpleasant and dirty.
2. John, you're a fucking douche for hiring a hooker while your girlfriend was otu of town.
Boy: Douche.
Girl: ..why?
Boy: I.. I dont know. your vagina is very unpleasant and dirty.
2. John, you're a fucking douche for hiring a hooker while your girlfriend was otu of town.
by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 5, 2006
Get the douchemug. A common college term especially at colleges/ universities with dormitories. this term is used to describe a person who lives in the dorm or on your floor who is an ass and or douche. they can be classified as such by: singing in the shower, playing loud music, being a douche in general, playing their own acoustic guitar badly and loudly, (for men) shaving their beards and leaving long hairs in the bathroom sinks..etc.
Joe: OMG! Jerry left hair in the bathroom sink again after his shave and didn't clean it up.
Kenny: ya i know he's a Floor Douche.
Joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he's the Dorm Douche.
Kenny: he's the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche
Kenny: ya i know he's a Floor Douche.
Joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he's the Dorm Douche.
Kenny: he's the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche
by Boppity November 21, 2009
Get the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douchemug. insult/compliment; someone that has accomplished something amazing. sometimes used during a moment of jealousy.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see the back flip John did in the gymnasium?
Guy 2: Yeah, freakin' amazing!!!!
Guy 1: I know right!?!?! He is such a douche!
Guy 2: Yeah, freakin' amazing!!!!
Guy 1: I know right!?!?! He is such a douche!
by CapoNaples March 27, 2007
Get the douchemug. One who is a douche.
A device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.
A device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.
Nam Nguyen, is a douche because he acts like a douche.
Daniel Nguyen, 6th grader, is a douche because he is retarded.
Daniel Nguyen, 6th grader, is a douche because he is retarded.
by Hate Douches. May 27, 2009
Get the Douchemug. by Kondizzlet the third August 5, 2008
Get the douchemug. by soshaughnessy February 25, 2008
Get the Douchemug.