dookie noodle

Poo that gets stuck in a mans peehole after buttsex

The dookie noodle Dr. Smith removed today was 9 inches long.

by mr409savage November 3, 2014

makes my dookie twinkle

A hilarious quote from Dave Chappelle's MTV Cribs show where he shows himself sprinkling diamonds on his food because "It makes my dookie twinkle"

Dave:Diamonds "makes my dookie twinkle baby"
Its the most balling shit you can think of

Come on in MTV ya broke ass muthafuckas

by billet January 12, 2009

Donky Punch

doing doggie style sex and right before you reaching orgasm you sock the girl in the back of the head so her asshole tightens on ur dick.

Example:


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by bob December 10, 2003

dook of earl

An extremely large bowel movement, i.e. the big dook.

Woah, I just had a dook of earl with contact that required three flushes. I must be ten pounds lighter than before I sat down.

by drbosso January 6, 2009

dook

short for dookie; poop; waste; stool

"i really have to take a dook, lets go home."

by Buns McFarty April 28, 2005

Liquid Dookie

Basically, diarrhoea

Liquid Dookie is Mushy Poo (diarrhoea)

by Greg Woodin September 5, 2006

dookie tubes

The Gastro-intestinal system, where food is converted into into energy and waste products are formed the excreted from the body in large brown/tan masses.

I have been eating that activa yogurt stuff to try and regulate my dookie tubes, every time I am on the toilet I just explode mush and bits of undigested food.

by jose99 February 23, 2007