co-inky-dink

abrev for what a co-incidence

hey, yo, what a co-inky-dink!

by totallyours January 28, 2005

Dinkle Quotes

Dinkle Quotes are random facts about Dinkleman, written on bathroom walls of bars, restaurants, etc. Dinkle Quotes first appeared at Crunchy's, a bar near Michigan State Univeristy's campus, in late 2007. Random facts can include comments about Dinkleman being extremely hairy, the adventures his genitalia have been on, or just about anything.

Dinkle Quotes have spread around the country in various bathrooms, one has even appeared in a bathroom in London, England.

Although few know the true identity of Dinkleman, Dinkle Quotes provide tons of insight to this mysterious man.

Dinkle Quotes:

"Dinkleman has five o' clock shadow on his dick"

"Dinkleman has 17 wives... that he knows of"

"Dinkleman's dick has shaken Abe Lincoln's hand"

"Dinkleman 27 kids all named George Foreman Dinkleman"

"Dinkleman was the inspiration for the Chia Pet. D-D-D-D-Dinkleman!"

"Dinkleman has an evil twin named Jerry"

by Nutz56 July 26, 2009

dink cuddle

when two dudes rub dicks together

Those two guys did a little dink cuddle.

by Seles April 23, 2011

Dinkalonk

A word for someone who is being annoying and acting like a idiot.

Shut up James you Dinkalonk

by Dinkalonk March 3, 2015

dinkazoid

What you call a douche bag when you are a protected christian child forbidden from using such profanity. For instance, Michael Scott is the epitome of a dinkazoid.

Gosh darn it, golly gee, that goofball Erik Johnson is such a dinkazoid.

by WerdnaDragmures July 27, 2018

dinkasaurus

When someone is being a huge dick

You're out at a sporting event with like five of your buddies. Four of us have bought at least one or more rounds of beers for everyone. It's getting close to the end of the game, and there's that one dinkasaurus who hasn't bought any beers, yet has had no problems drinking all the free beer. He think's he's gotten away with being a cheap ass motherfucker, but everyone in the group has noticed.
You, talking to a couple in the group: "Hey, did you notice dickless didn't buy any beers?
Response: "Yeah... what a fucking dinkasaurus!"

by goodlord! February 8, 2015

dinked around

When you spent all your free time doing a whole lot of nothing and you do not feel like explaining in detail what all you did.

1: What did you do today?
2: Ah, nothin much. Just got home and dinked around all night.

by roachfood August 29, 2008