suck a bag of dicks

Someone who sucks a tote of cocks. Usually including ATLEAST six cocks of which two are limp.

Melanie told Cory and Micky to "Suck a bag of dicks" while attempting to launch a kite at Florida State University.

by Chief Osceola March 20, 2007

Dicks in the butt

A semi-undercover attempt to still say that someone is acting, has just said something or is "gay", "gay as hell" or "gay as fuck" without saying gay.

**Best if used when in a situation where it may not necessarily be the most 'acceptable' to say that someone is acting or has just said something 'gay as hell' or 'gay as fuck'.

Dude, WTF?! Did you just see that shit?

Hahahaha...ya fool...that was Dicks in the butt

by weezy_beezy May 12, 2009

Dicksaucing

To attract unwanted attention through inappropriate and unsavoury act(s).

Sir, last weekend that assclown Lombardsteen, he was dicksaucin' all over these raw biker chicks and subsequently our little asses got beat red by some leatherbound ape-drapes. Hence my absence.

by BradZoob June 10, 2005

dickscapade

a reckless adventure or wild prank involving one or more penises--usually involving many penises from strange & unfamiliar men.

Superhead wrote a book to expose her many dickscapades.

by Chris B* July 8, 2010

Dicks all

Derived from "fuck all". When there is nothing, not a single thing to be found or identified, you may make the claim, "There is dicks all"

"Yo brotha where dem jaffa cakes at"
"Nah, there's dicks all my nigga"

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Dickshrimp

A person who is acting in a idiotic way / somebody who thinks they're too cool but they are actually just plain rude

Oi come here you dickshrimp rude idiot cocksucker

by Cakemuffin March 3, 2016

Dickseed

When you fuck a chick, and when you finish you take your condom, blow it up like a balloon, release it into the wind, and when it touches the ground, it sprouts into a dick tree that looks like your dick. It's a sexual ritual and totally bad ass.

Dude1: yo, let's go spread our dickseeds.

Dude2: yeah, I'm tryna.

by Hahathemanayy March 22, 2016