dementia

Um, like, if you lose two of the six ADLs like dressing, eating or inconsonants of your vowels or if you have Oldtimer's disease or dementeea you can, like, qualify for a Long Term Care benefit.

I really wasn't thinking when I ripped mah pants - must've been the dementia

by Melanie Cotton April 1, 2005

Dementia

What Joe Biden obviously has. Anybody who can't see that is either blind or lying to themselves.

You want to know what dementia is? Just look at Joe Biden and try to listen to any one of his "speeches" and you'll know.

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Dementor's Kiss

The act of sucking the air out of your partner's lungs during a make-out session.

During a make-out session with my boyfriend, I (quite sweetly) uttered the line “you take my breath away”. He leaned in to kiss me again, and as we were doing so he literally sucked the air out of my lungs before exclaiming “That’s what it feels like to be a Dementor!”
The worst thing…his geekiness actually turned me on a bit.
~ A Prisoner of Azkaban, College Humor, after experiencing a Dementor's Kiss

by Nosperato January 15, 2012

Dementor's Kiss

the act of drinking water after chewing mint gum

The Dementor's Kiss temporarily caused Susan to have an existential crisis.

by peachcrusts April 20, 2018

Dementoid

Originally created as a term to identify the demented, sociopathic and pathological lying ex president Donald Trump. The term can also be used when referring to his loyal MAGA Terrorists that follow his delusional rants blindly with no concern for the consequences of their actions.

Dementoids just stormed the Capitol of the United States.

by Bloodardor March 28, 2022

Deemer

An individual with an often mysterious past. Half of the time people assume it is because he has nothing going on. The other half of the time they believe he is some sort of superman because of everything he seems to have his hand in.

Either he is a complete sham, or a completely unique individual.

Guy A: "Dude, how the fuck did Deemer win the awards for physical fitness, intelligence, and aptitude?"
Guy (but usually Girl) B: "I don't know man, he's probably just a solid guy."
Guy A: "I think he's cheating."
Guy/ Girl B: *to themself* "At least he doesn't need to compensate for something by being jealous."

by Who posted this? February 19, 2012

dementificated

A cross between demented and spasticated.

"oh my god you look so dementificated when you pull that face!"

by xxxwtdxxx February 15, 2006