Muff Dive

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it

did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?

by Dick G September 20, 2010

dumpster diver

A guy who likes trashy women.

Did you see that nasty chick Jonathan picked up? He's such a dumpster diver.

by geemogene December 31, 2010

scuba diver

The act of having a shit (whilst sitting on the toilet) without needing to flush as it has already made its way down the U-tube and out of site in the actual bowl.

Ringo: Ahhhhh that was a good shit.
Kuba: That's disgusting, I didn't even hear you flush.
Ringo: Scuba diver mate...

by HoOoOOOOooooOOoo October 18, 2009

muff diver

The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips

Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"

by Stray Cat January 10, 2004

muff diver

one who gives oral sex to women.

Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

Bush Dive

Verb. To perform oral sex on a woman with a large amount of pubic hair.

"No way would I ever bush dive on her."

by James Hickey March 30, 2004

Sky dive willy

the sexual position, where a female while in the air..extends her arms to the side to jerk off two men have her lags spread out getting fucked from behind..and blowing a guy. resembling a person falling from the sky

Billy- "Me,Brad juan, and greg hung out with jeffs sister lastnight but couldnt come up with anything to do"

Alex- " you faggots should have given her a sky dive willy"

by shizzbomb January 3, 2011