diplomacy

a bullshit deal that later gets broken

When your friend asks for money and promises to pay you back, thats diplomacy!

by Toppet May 26, 2016

JMU diploma

$100,000 toilet paper

I was reading some job applications this morning. I found someone's who listed JMU as their education. As I was laughing my ass off, my secretary commented that walmart has toilet paper for $.99 and is a lot smoother than a JMU diploma

by UVA Law July 3, 2011

dipmotherfuckinshit

a dumb motherfuckin loner who doesn't understand even after you explain it to his face that he has no friends ( also see monday or lex )

damn it lex you dipmotherfuckinshit im not your friend and you have no friends! p.s. fuck off!

by fidel September 23, 2003

dipole

two things on the opposite ends of the spectrum

she skewed the grid with her dipole voting

by Collegiate Dictionary September 9, 2005

Dipo

The feeling when you are struggling with a particular chemical calculation worksheet, realising that chemistry is the first period in the morning because of a lesson swap that occured earlier on in the day.

"ah dude! im feeling so dipo! so screwed!"

by ChemGay September 16, 2019

make it diplo

When listening to EDM music females with incredibly large and very nice asses twerk very aggressively.

*the beat goes apeshit in the club*

DJ - make it diplo!

*every attractive female in the club starts twerking until they cannot feel their ass anymore*

by Djpython December 30, 2013

DIPLOMATIC

"PRESENT DAY DEFINITION".....One who is generally dishonest, deceitful, vengeful, able to lie to achieve personal gain. To cover up facts and distort the truth to achieve a selfish objective.

The lawyer was very diplomatic in presenting the case to the jury, resulting in an acquittal.

by CWFF May 6, 2020