Diddled

Conned by a northerner

Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate

by morgjones13 November 12, 2015

j-diddles

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.

Friend: What you up to later?
Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit.

by Dash 5 March 9, 2007

hi ho diddly

The act of inserting an umbrella up someones rectal passage, then opening it, usually ripping their ass apart.

Wife - "Hey honey, want to go hi ho diddly?"

Husband - "Sure, what is it?"

Wife - "Ill show you..."

Rrrrrrrrrrip...

Husband - "AAAAAAAAAAUUURGH!"

by El Taka June 20, 2008

Diddlemire

A circular debate over the menial or insignificant-often characterized by poor debate and/or persuasive skill.

IE: The debate over who was the best at pogs proved an amusing diddlemire.
IE: Once the question of superior watermelon seed spitting skill came into question the two rednecks diddlemired the rest of the evening away.

by Netah March 23, 2008

diddly-pouter

The female external genitalia, viewed as a whole.

"That sure is one nicely-turned diddly-pouter you have there, Miss. I heartily approve."

by Ominous Silence March 15, 2013

diddley juice

Is when a woman has a orgasm and drinks her cum juice

Did she hust drink that diddley juice?

by ~Blaze October 14, 2014

diddley fuck

To do absolutely nothing of importance for a period of time.

"What have you been up to?"
"Who me? I've been up to sweet diddley fuck"

by Rex Breakfast April 25, 2016