dicited

When you're excited for that dick

Wow, Jeremy is coming over and I'm so dicited

by Chill vibes May 28, 2016

dicked

To have one's sweatshirt or coat hood turned inside out. Usually a prank played on a friend much like a "kick me" sign placed on a person's back. The "dicked" person walks around unknowingly while everyone else laughs behind their back because they are so stupid. The term "dicked" refers to the bulgy appearance of an inside-out hood and its loose resemblance to an erect penis.

His friend walked down the hallway at school, oblivious to the fact he had been dicked as people laughed at his saggy hood behind his back.

by crpirate April 25, 2016

Dicked

Getting your vagina cummed on not in

Fat chubby girl gets her pussy Dicked on

by Young hipster January 30, 2017

Dicked on

When you get absolutely embarrassed after you talked a whole lot shit

Jake Paul vs Connor mcgregor- “damn Jake Paul really got dicked on by mcgregor”

by Genna likes anal December 14, 2020

Donkey Dicked

1)to be screwed over by somebody or perhaps fucked over.
2) To joke with someone

"He totally Donkey Dicked me in that trade"
"you didn't mean it? so you just Donkey Dicked me?

by MU-apathetic March 6, 2013

short dicked it

When you misjudge the distance needed to throw an object into the trash

Watch me make this

*Shoots and misses*
Aww man, I short dicked it

by shortdickery June 30, 2016

Ear Dicked

When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.

Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.

by Joe-Joeeee April 23, 2021