dresser obsessor

Person who obsesses over old ugly nasty dresser, re-vamp and give it new life.

Dresser obsessor paints beautiful vintage dressers.

by Dresser painter September 29, 2018

dresscode

an increadably stupid thing that the mid-drift natzis at snohomish high school have made up giving us an hour after school detention if we happen to(god forbid
)bare a centimeter of skin in the mid-drift region of the body

"why are you wearing that huge white shirt that says dresscode violater?" "because the principal is a douche bag that doesnt know how to dress!"

by MarleyChik October 5, 2004

Dress code

1. Sexualizes and objectifies the young body
2. Blames the wearer for the onlookers perceptions/actions
3. Perpetuated rape culture
4. I total BS

Ugh I hate dress code.

by I am a real feminist June 13, 2018

Dessergency

An emergency need for a dessert.

Customer:*pounds on table at restaurant*
Waiter: *comes over* "May I help you?"
Customer"YES! I HAVE A DESSERGENCY!"

by Cat666 August 8, 2008

dessipoint

Used to describe something being an abysmal failure or disgrace to humanity. The ultimate letdown. A great word to use when "disappointed" just isn't enough.

Lorii: OMGGGG I failed my econ midterm QQ
Moose: LQL, you've really dessipointed me.

Lorii: OMGGGG I haven't watched the new pokemon episode yet
Moose: LQL, what a dessipointment.

by moose878 August 12, 2011

Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

Dessert Pickle

definition A: "when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?"

Definition B: "a fucking cock, duh."

I asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and I gave her my dessert pickle.

by Beesonmyknees December 4, 2015