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doormat

A form of nuthuggery in which the nuthugger exchanges her grip on reality for an even tighter grip on a pair of nuts; the resulting effect being that without any concept of reality, dignity, or self-confidence, she is walked all over by the object of her nuthuggery and those around her who are disgusted by her nuthuggery.
This nuthugging nuthugger has become a fucking doormat! She lets me do anything, and then buys me food! It's still pretty weird, but the free food and blowjobs are nice. Not to mention it's pretty funny when my friends make fun of her right before she blows me.
by JJJ March 25, 2005
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deformed teeth

What most of Britain's population has
just look at the lead singer of The Darkness! god hes so rich now why doesnt he go to the dentist?
by sickminded September 28, 2004
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Dormy

The codename of the best teenage Blokus* player in the world. "Dormy" made his debut at age 14 in 2008, when he started playing casually on the Blokus site. Other online players noticed his potential and encouraged him to sign up for tournaments. Dormy is currently the 2nd best over all player in the world, the best in America, and the best teen. Dormy is a creative genius who's appearance in the world of Blokus* has changed the way the game has been played and will be spoke of for decades to come as his methods and playing style become well known.

Dormy is known to live in the Hartford area of Connecticut, but has refused to say his exact location for fear of fans stalking him. He was born on May first, 1994, just 6 years before the internationally acclaimed game, invented by Bernard Tavitian was released. He has been playing this game competitively for only 2 years, yet casually in his suburban home for well over 6.

Dormys accomplishments:

-11th place in the international Blokus duo tournament (2009)

-5th place in the international Blokus Trigon tournament (2009)

Dormy is a rapidly climbing Blokus player on the professional level and has much potential for the future.

*Blokus: An internationally acclaimed board game for 1-4 players invented by Bernard Tavitian in 2000. This game has won "Best Toy" award along with many others.
Joe: "How do you keep beating me in Blokus?? I can't even come close."

Bob: "I learned these moves from some internet player named "Dormy"who's really good.
by BlokusPLayer June 27, 2010
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dormite

neutral; not moving; could also mean tired or weak
Robert is one dormite sum bitch...
by Robert February 11, 2005
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dfoom

ten billion times worse than doom
murder walks in a room
:Prepare to meet your dfoom
Person: Oh no thats ten billion times worse than meeting my doom.
Lighting strikes and everyone dies
by shnicklefritz August 4, 2008
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dormet` cooking

Dorm food, food commonly found in the dorms. Is usually cheap, nasty, and lacking in all essential vitamins/protien/carbohydrates/goodness. Only edible by the standards of poverty and being a college student. Also see ramen.
Dude, the ramen cup say "to cook" and "serve" on it, who the fuck is cooking and serving dormet` cooking?

On moving in day, I saw a kid with a whole dolly full of cup o' noodles cases, talk about your dormet` cooking.

When I went to visit my cousin at Cal Poly last year, he and his roomie nav wouldn't buy cheese for pizza. They just baked a pack of tortillas and ketchup. Dormet` cooking! Nasty!

Maybe if they didn't spend so much money on their huge glass bong and porn they could afford some real munchies instead of all that dormet` cooking.
by caligirl5422 October 24, 2008
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An Asian person doing a duck face, yet he is deformed and he is confused about something.
-Dude, you drew a Deformed Confused Asian Duck Face!
-That guy over there is a Deformed Confused Asian Duck Face...
by CHEESEYDINOSAUR June 17, 2013
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