Porn drive

TrueCrypt encrypted device for safely storing pornagized porn to avoid getting caught by parents when not orgasming or a safety net when boxers are around feet when orgasming

TrueCrypt encrypted device easily carried in jerking shorts to share porn or watch with friends

It doesn't matter if the drive can be concealed from parents as only you can decrypt the porn drive to use it: TrueCrypt allows for a false exterior container to "show" there's no porn in it, and an interior container with different password for the porn you and your friends will use for your daily seven and better couch jerk.

The more guys who bring a porn drive to the sleep over the better. No porn hogs invited.

by encryption key size matters January 27, 2013

dick deprived

Suffering from lack of dick

My man haven’t been here and lately I’ve been feeling dick deprived.

by smith&lanson January 29, 2018

Adam Driver

daddy

Adam Driver is my daddy.

by anonymous4002 April 20, 2020

drive-by donating

Giving cash to homeless people at the roadside. Best to give bills/coins while traffic is stopped, but more challenging if done on the move. Looks pretty smooth and cool to other drivers if done correctly; usually at slow speed and not holding up traffic. The recipient is demonstrably thankful.

After the light changed, the motorist in front if me was drive-by donating. Handed off a few bills to a homeless person on the median while going about 15 MPH.

by yes juanito yes October 27, 2014

Drive Home Alone

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.

"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Slave driver

When your boss works you till you last breath and kicks you to the side for the buzzards to pick clean and move on to the next slave “employee”

That cock sucker Dan was a fucking slave driver today at work

by Dgd32 August 19, 2019

Chubby Bus Driver

The act of taking your fist and rubbing it against the pussy or clit in a clockwise or counter-clockwise motion / as a bus driver would "open the door" on a bus.

I was all ripped so I cornered Suzy and hooked her up w/ a Chubby Bus Driver. She was Dazzled.

by E dubb September 24, 2007