Black & Decker pecker wrecker

An African American prostitute with braces

This black hooker I picked up once started to blow me and it killed. I later realized she was a Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

by bhainchode June 25, 2009

Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot

Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...

Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.

Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!

by kel the dog August 14, 2010

Double Decker

The act of sitting in ones lap while he or she is sitting on the toilet. The individual on bottom produces excrement into the bowl of the toilet while the individual on top produces excrement between the bottom individual's legs thereby creating the "upper" portion of the deck.

*Often confused with an UPPER DECKER, in which one individual produces excrement into the upper tank of the toilet.*

*See also: Upper Double Decker

Roommates Ezekiel and Jebediah both consumed too many matzah balls and were locked in a heated stand-off over who may use the toilet first. They decided to compromise and perform a DOUBLE DECKER.

by PapaPete September 29, 2011

Dickless December

Girls can't have dick the whole December. Sorry boys and girls😂😂

Boy : Want some dick?
Girl : I can't! It's Dickless December.

by ilikecatsand2k20 November 10, 2019

Upper Decker

When you go in the TOP tank of the toilet. Best used at a party or with an audience.

Aw, man! Someone pulled an upper decker!

by Goldgoatturd February 20, 2009

lower decker

The opposite of the upper decker, which involves leaving a fresh pile of feces on the floor next to the toilet, but none actually in the toilet. The lower decker can be used in many situations, such as the workplace or enemies homes.

"Dude, I totally did a lower decker in the men's bathroom."

by simechkr May 12, 2006

declench

The act of relaxing your ass muscles when you take a dump

I got into the cubicle, dropped my pants and but was unable to declench because someone was in the other cubicle having noisy sex.

by fobzwonkle April 15, 2010