The next door neighbor was talking about how her husband gave her a beaver dam but they didn’t go camping
by Defiweirs December 2, 2023
Get the Beaver dammug. When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam”
by Brokeback Canada March 28, 2022
Get the Jumping a beaver dammug. I broke you in the canyon
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
by Death Menace June 14, 2023
Get the Dam That Rivermug. Did you hear jerry didn't wipe and just pulled up his pants? Formed a nasty dingle dingleberry dam that the hospital had to remove.
by Erikneil13 October 8, 2016
Get the dingleberry dammug. I was in the middle of hole pounding this chick up against the cold porcelain, her friend came in and beaver dam'd me because she had to pee
by redneckmikey April 16, 2022
Get the Beaver dammug. by daboywithaplan February 9, 2021
Get the dam that ass is influential!!!mug. 