guzzle your custard

the act of fellatio

Man did she "guzzle your custard" last night....

by savannahman March 18, 2010

Custard Splats

When you have a curry the night before (ie Korma) and it changes the colour of your shit to a Custard like one

Damn Anoop, that curry last night gave me the custard splats!

by VoodooDude February 9, 2004

Tubby Custard Shit

1. a very fat person.
2. When your shit is kinda like taco shits but looks like tubby custard.

1. ex: Oh my god look at her, she's a tubby custard shit.

2. ex: "why weren't you at school?" "i had the tubby custard shits."

by Keith_the_tubby_custard_shit June 16, 2014

Sunny Custard Yellows

Not being afraid and knowing exactly why you are not afraid.

...the greens are because you're not getting fat or because it's been clear skies too long. You're just happy, that's all. The sunny custard yellows are amazing. Suddenly you're not afraid and you know what you're not afraid of.

by stefawesome January 24, 2010

Poor Man's Custard

A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.

He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

Freddy's Frozen Custard

Possibly one of the best fast food/ice cream/hang out spots ever known. Serving all ages for those who just want good food and a good time. Famous for small, crispy, and delicious fries, and perfect frozen custard. Teens especially enjoy this resteraunt before or after seeing a movie.

Hey, come to Freddy's Frozen Custard tonight, we're gonna be there after the movie.

by xWafflerx August 12, 2009

lebanese custard

A girl gives head to a guy in a sand box and then the male blows into a hot, steamy, batch of couscous....the woman then proceeds to eat the couscous while the male sits and watches.

Man 1- I gave marie the nastiest batch of lebanese custard last night..She ate the whole thing and wanted seconds.
Man 2- Thats awesome but i hit that up first

by adambtownking September 9, 2008