A lovable fruit yes a ¨fruit¨ that your girlfriend takes when you are in bed. she eats it for dinner every night and eats it with cherries she loves it when you put it in a hole. her ex boyfriend gave it to his buddy at a fortnight in his room that´s why she is with you now.
John:EAT IT
Britney:already on it
john:yes oh not to hard and slurp it
Britney: cough,cough slurp
john:yes have a cherry to
Britney:no you plug that hole back there
john:fine
Britney:uhggg, moannnnnnn
cucumber,dick
Britney:already on it
john:yes oh not to hard and slurp it
Britney: cough,cough slurp
john:yes have a cherry to
Britney:no you plug that hole back there
john:fine
Britney:uhggg, moannnnnnn
cucumber,dick
by Limited_JUKES May 25, 2019
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Get the Cucumbering mug.boy a: what should we do this weekend
boy b: Flick the cuCUMber?
boy a: Eskitiiiiit
boy b: skrt skrt
boy b: Flick the cuCUMber?
boy a: Eskitiiiiit
boy b: skrt skrt
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Get the swaggy cucumber mug.Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........
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Get the Cucumbered mug.A bit of backstory.. In ancient times when dinosaurs flew into space, women got really fuckin' horny and would grow a secret relic known as 'a cuCUMber' back then they over pronounced the CUM part because that was the tailored devices purpose. Back when religion was big, pussies would stay as dry as the sahara desert and tight asf, so the cuCUMbers were small, but since slavery stopped sluts banged blacks and needed FUCKIN huge dildos and thats... how babies are made
Girl A: Fuck he's been out of town for weeks i need something to ease me
Billy mays: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT THE cuCUMber! BUY IT SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!
Billy mays: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT THE cuCUMber! BUY IT SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!
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